Welcome to the "PIONEER" Program by Kindred Aerospace, the 4th highest-rated space exploration company! Your mission is to determine if planet ARY-26 is suitable for life. And don’t worry that we haven’t trained you or provided you with the necessary gear—good luck!

Your Mission:

• Play online with a friend (you do have friends, right?) or tackle this alone.

• Explore the flora and fauna, from strange spherical birds to hallucinogenic plants and “oozing alien holes.” Try not to die.

• Economy is key. Sure, we’ve equipped you with some essentials like a laser pistol, a booster, and a probe, but for everything else, you’ll have a 3D printer. It will turn alien junk into shiny, useful items.

• Going solo? You’ll uncover even more secrets! Investigate the planet to unravel its mysteries. When you find "cucumber water with poop" and "pimpled buttocks," know you're getting close!